Russian Dog Experiment - Living Without a Body!

So, you get home from working really hard, and really really kicking ass in the office. You are a bit bummed that the commissions you earned were redistributed to the rest of the office, and then you can't find your dog. But, hey comrade, its for the good of the cause. Cheerio!

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

this almost made me throw up in my mouth and pee my own pants laughing. that would have been a bad combo, and luckily i avoided both, but just barely.

How many acts of kindness can we do in 40 days?

This is a friend of mine. Check out his freaking genuine monk haircut. They are going to be hitchhiking around the country doing random acts of kindness for people, and want other people to post video responses on youtube.

Crazy Turtleneck Advocate/Anti-Rogue Helicopter Speech at Public Meeting

I just want to go turtleneck shopping with Mr. Thompson right before his big meeting with John Walsh

Im a Banana!

this reminds me of all of the time when i would get my brother to ditch his russian language class in high school to go to blackjack pizza with me and he ran past his class that he was skipping and screamed and threw a tennis ball in the room and ran away.

Kobe and the Jackass Crew

In case you live under a rock and happen to be one of three people who might be reading this...here you go

wade

i just came across a site called oneword.com and found the idea worth exploring, primarily because they only asked for 60 seconds of my time. you get one word, and have 60 seconds to write about it. i don't really know yet what happens after that. very good memories (somehow they are good now) from when i was 20 years old at a bachelor party in vegas, and had, for better or worse, been separated from the group in the days before common cell phone usage i.e. my ownership of one. i did call jon and wade (early adopters of the cell phone) however many times you can call someone from a payphone with $20 in quarters and went straight to voicemail (early adopters of energy conservation apparently). then i gave up and went back to the hotel and read vonnegut's bluebeard in the bathtub with a 40oz. of coors light. ok, and this is where that story leaves off and the 60 second version begins on oneword.com upon being blessed with the word 'wade' as the word of the day):

my friend wade scattered his possessions on the sidewalk across the street from barbary coast hotel. it was good that he sat down and did this, because at that moment, i walked over to buy another 40oz. and some more cigarettes after being separated from the group. he sat there, and had his skull mug, loose change and cell phone creating a barrier against any danger from the locals and ate his $2 hot dog that came with a free heineken moments earlier.

i wish i had more time, but i guess that wasn't the point. if you are one of the 24 readers of this site, and have 60 seconds to spare, i will shamelessly rip them off and ask you to leave a comment, without thinking before writing...your word of inspiration is "flog"

goodnight.

One Step Ahead - The Art of Speed

Cool short film about the good ol' rat race

Kobe's ridiculous dunk

Yayer

thinking of renting a room to this guy

the only payment required: wake me up every day, cook breakfast, and help me figure out what was eating gilbert grape

Chiranjeevi tractor fight

i am torn between thinking that just one of these guys should've/could've thrown a spear to put a stop to this, and thinking that it really is objectively hard to focus on anything when you have muddy water kicked up in your face by a tractor in a swampy pondwater fantasy land

Sing us a Song by Luke Dubsky

The best Luke Dubsky song and video yet...

Network- I'm Mad as Hell

Just in case you still think Jerry Maguire yelling "show me the money" is a great movie quote, just watch this and grow up.

beer olympics

 

i knew i married a half-mexican but didn't know i married a mexican wrestler

very interesting bamboo fence

they really like it boss i saw them out on the patio staring at it! 

malalalala

neil is the new woody allen and/or harry caray 

birth control

can't remember where this photo came from or who took it, but it just reminds me how far we have come as a society now that people can change the past so easily and erase their mistakes 

in honor of sir windsor

 
i can't see this without thinking that wade should have seen it.

wokka

nicole and me

 
this is what we wear to dinner.