swift is fast

and somewhere out there, an imposter refers to himself as swift like fast. but swift moves somewhat slowly. but inside, he really moves quickly, and also when he runs and swims. it is when he speaks that he is slow, for he who is slow to speak is full of wisdom. he also has a good wife and acreage to explore...a trusty dog and knowledge of designing roads. a good man indeed.

believing people who tell the truth

at some point, i decided to learn that risking trust promotes an environment in which fewer things happen that make it hard to trust...but at the same time, i am still aware that there are actually con men out there...

prissy ass positivism gives nice a negative connotation

why call optimism by the name of its nemesis (agent orange) when we can examine it in all its naive splendor, and pretend it to be true, and see what happens next? might as well take a bullet with a smile, and wash it down with a white lie painkiller. but then, lie enough to yourself, and things might actually get better, thus proving your pretense to be true!

preponderating is not really before pondering

it is more like after, alphabetically, but not in the sentence above, and it isn't absent from present-day hysterics, but rather present without punctuality.

briefing up in order to debrief it down

in this case, debrief meaning throw, and briefing up meaning slow and short.

blogs aren't really websites in some senses

just like there are regions of countries that people think are countries themselves. like texas. this also applies to certain jobs out there. and fruit.