Sunday, April 13, 2008

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

thinking of renting a room to this guy

the only payment required: wake me up every day, cook breakfast, and help me figure out what was eating gilbert grape

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Chiranjeevi tractor fight

i am torn between thinking that just one of these guys should've/could've thrown a spear to put a stop to this, and thinking that it really is objectively hard to focus on anything when you have muddy water kicked up in your face by a tractor in a swampy pondwater fantasy land

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Sing us a Song by Luke Dubsky

The best Luke Dubsky song and video yet...

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Network- I'm Mad as Hell

Just in case you still think Jerry Maguire yelling "show me the money" is a great movie quote, just watch this and grow up.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

beer olympics

 

i knew i married a half-mexican but didn't know i married a mexican wrestler
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Friday, January 25, 2008

very interesting bamboo fence

they really like it boss i saw them out on the patio staring at it! 

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malalalala

neil is the new woody allen and/or harry caray 

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

birth control

can't remember where this photo came from or who took it, but it just reminds me how far we have come as a society now that people can change the past so easily and erase their mistakes 

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Friday, January 04, 2008

in honor of sir windsor

 
i can't see this without thinking that wade should have seen it.

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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

wokka



Tuesday, December 11, 2007

nicole and me

 
this is what we wear to dinner.

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skyscraper of the future

 
this is a skyscraper

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Saturday, December 01, 2007

my wife, cyclops

 
the tunnel vision sucks but she manages

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sergio mendes

 

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sergio mendes

 
sala took me to the indian casino to see a great show. i risked it all by breaking the explicit "no photography" rule and the legend is here to prove it. plus, i have that same shirt so we are brothers.

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before security glass pool tables were free

 
and this pool table was one of the smarter ones before someone thought people would enjoy having to inject currency into a slot in order to have access to the balls that could so easily have been just there to grab before the glass came around. a noble way to pay for the pool table, but just get some friend to run for state senate and then grant your bar some cash to buy new games.

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men become bench sitters

 
looking forward to this aspect of being 60. the sitting on a bench part. i mean, if we don't get nuked first.

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stupid monster truck

 
i was excited to make my toyota all latin and i dropped the 'e' that i was going to put at the end and a huntington beach metal mulitia (spelling is correct unfortunately) hulking beast was driving in a hulking beast of a lifted truck that cost him $46,000 and he drove my letter 'e' into the dried pavement. i was thinking that he could help me do some cool imprints but he was already on his way to buy tickets to jonathan from korn's solo tour.

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another tribute to the vague nostalgia for stuff that didn't work as well

 
this land camera sure has looked great on my shelf since i bought it, but never has it looked so good as it does in its role as subject since it certainly isn't capable of functioning as a medium. my appreciation for the past came full circle when i uploaded the photo from the digital macro lens of a camera, and saw this photo that was so much better than anything that the camera being photographed could have done on its best day. its like my baby theory (babies aren't that smart).

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