swift is fast

and somewhere out there, an imposter refers to himself as swift like fast. but swift moves somewhat slowly. but inside, he really moves quickly, and also when he runs and swims. it is when he speaks that he is slow, for he who is slow to speak is full of wisdom. he also has a good wife and acreage to explore...a trusty dog and knowledge of designing roads. a good man indeed.

believing people who tell the truth

at some point, i decided to learn that risking trust promotes an environment in which fewer things happen that make it hard to trust...but at the same time, i am still aware that there are actually con men out there...

prissy ass positivism gives nice a negative connotation

why call optimism by the name of its nemesis (agent orange) when we can examine it in all its naive splendor, and pretend it to be true, and see what happens next? might as well take a bullet with a smile, and wash it down with a white lie painkiller. but then, lie enough to yourself, and things might actually get better, thus proving your pretense to be true!

preponderating is not really before pondering

it is more like after, alphabetically, but not in the sentence above, and it isn't absent from present-day hysterics, but rather present without punctuality.

briefing up in order to debrief it down

in this case, debrief meaning throw, and briefing up meaning slow and short.

blogs aren't really websites in some senses

just like there are regions of countries that people think are countries themselves. like texas. this also applies to certain jobs out there. and fruit.

inside a black pearl shop, you can see an illustrated picture of yourself from hundreds of feet above... 

we had to hold on to the pole at the top because in the south pacific you can easily end up falling off of the globe 

disney even has its hand in church design, as well as the tipping plate, jar, bag or bucket. but give anyways because disney only takes 20% of it, which is less than uncle sam would take 

the road to the center of the earth (really) 

this is where the eels swim in moorea...well maybe not THE place 

Hudson Hotel by Nicole, Accommodations Courtesy of Bubblicious

not inconsistent just occassional

have you ever seen kiteboarders? i wanted to make fun of the guy with the bunny teeth until he did a 900 calfgrabwindtuckfunnelflip. it is so much easier to communicate myself when i stop pretending that i am writing for myself...just reminding ourselves not to take the situation with the stamp price increase too seriously is one way that we can win each and every day. i don't know if there is anything that i would get permanently tattooed on my neck. mostly because there is a knob that i am afraid turns out the lights...i can feel it right now. i let wade know just now, but i have really learned that it is important to eat a good breakfast. there is nothing as magnificent as watching a poodle playing with a Christmas squeak toy midway through January. He has no idea that Christmas is over. That is a testament to his supreme intelligence.

the sacred watering hole 

riding bikes 

a gift 

pretending to be in deep thought while keenly aware of the photograph being taken. 

i thought that i could never get sick of swimming in chocolate milk, but after drinking 3 gallons of it, i just wanted to huddle in the corner of the shower and cry. 

the child of ruthless abandon, able to leave his home without thinking about manila folders 

miniature albino dragons are one of the leading causes of blindness on moorea