1976 Swine Flu Propaganda

ahhhh keep the people away from me!!!!!!!!!!1

F U S B I - Come On Back

Found via http://www.regrettablemusic.com/873/fusbi-come-on-back/ - this is for Wade.

Extreme Sheep LED Art

my new profession

Humanoid Fish

Wow who is the dude who mated with a fish?

The Beatles vs LCD Soundsystem vs The Kinks (MASHUP)

Proper

Best Song Ever Happy Song Good Song of All Time Hero Song Songs Song Songs Great Classic Songs

I can't quite explain the joy I experienced at age ten when I found out the release date of the TMNT sequel AND found out that Vanilla Ice had a full length live performance.

Fluteboxing at Google

This is simply badass

Blame Ringo - Time Lapse of Tourists at Abbey Road

hi i'm a car and want to drive through here, what are you doing

TOMS Shoe Drop - Argentina 2006

Not my words (from video description):

Produced by Ken Kokin (Ususal Suspects and Sundance Winner, Public Access), the TOMS Shoe Drop experience is beautifully documented to reflect the One for One mission, "For every pair you purchase, TOMS will give a pair of shoes to a child in need." The first Shoe Drop took place in Argentina in October of 2006, when TOMS Shoes Founder and Chief Shoe Giver Blake Mycoskie and his team brought 10,000 pairs of shoes to distribute to children in need.

Christian Bale takes David to the Dentist (Mash-Up)

the best mashup ever

Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

We keep trying to make sense of it all via mainstream press when the answer is right here in front of us via satire.

Michael Jordan Shattering The Backboard

Make it rain

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks

i don't care if it's real or not.

The Bird and the Bee

I have lived my entire life thinking I knew my real dad until I saw this guy dancing.

Quiz: The Office Trivia

Quizzes by Quibblo.com

Bluebird of Happiness

if you are one of the five or fewer people that read this (i know shawn, jon and ross and maybe a couple other) you should watch this. it is a classic example of that "fuck it i'll throw on a tie and see where that takes me" feeling accompanied by the sense that you (I) are (am) letting down the hippie/adventurer expectation of your friends. But for the first time I realize that the friends around me who left for a season didn't make a mistake by leaving, but I made the mistake. Ah but sweet grace allows me the luck of the draw, and with far less at stake somehow, I am given a second chance to get on the move.

Grizzly Bear - "The Knife" in Paris

An old favorite of mine...from way back in 2006. Makes me miss Paris, and makes me want to join a barbershop quartet.

The Bird and the Bee

wokkakkawokka

Hallucii

mala

WILLIAM SPENCER-HOLLARADO!

this is the coolest thing i have seen since april of 2007, when i saw a man on a segway inside an anti-gravity chamber eating a roast beef sandwich with a unicorn and the unicorn kept trying to make it sexual and the guy kept hitting away the horn.

Bob Dylan Plus Palindromes Plus Ability to Tolerate Weird Al = Fun

So much is right with this...I am not a huge Weird Al fan but Amish Paradise was damn good back in the day. Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows!

Radiohead - House of Cards

these wily sons of bitches never cease.

Japanese Toilet Training for Kids (English Subtitled)

Ok I have now physically reverted to the age of 7 in mind, spirit and physical body simply from watching this Japanese video. That's why they are going to rule the world!

Rock n Roll McDonalds!!!!!!!!

When will we see a genius on this level again?

Retarded Policeman (Episode 11: Old Lady)

Wow. This makes me really miss Life Goes On, and I also wish I knew this guy. Also, before anyone cries about this, read the producer's note (which they probably made up):

Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all have an awesome time shooting "Retarded Policeman!"

Russian Dog Experiment - Living Without a Body!

So, you get home from working really hard, and really really kicking ass in the office. You are a bit bummed that the commissions you earned were redistributed to the rest of the office, and then you can't find your dog. But, hey comrade, its for the good of the cause. Cheerio!

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

this almost made me throw up in my mouth and pee my own pants laughing. that would have been a bad combo, and luckily i avoided both, but just barely.

How many acts of kindness can we do in 40 days?

This is a friend of mine. Check out his freaking genuine monk haircut. They are going to be hitchhiking around the country doing random acts of kindness for people, and want other people to post video responses on youtube.

Crazy Turtleneck Advocate/Anti-Rogue Helicopter Speech at Public Meeting

I just want to go turtleneck shopping with Mr. Thompson right before his big meeting with John Walsh

Im a Banana!

this reminds me of all of the time when i would get my brother to ditch his russian language class in high school to go to blackjack pizza with me and he ran past his class that he was skipping and screamed and threw a tennis ball in the room and ran away.

Kobe and the Jackass Crew

In case you live under a rock and happen to be one of three people who might be reading this...here you go

wade

i just came across a site called oneword.com and found the idea worth exploring, primarily because they only asked for 60 seconds of my time. you get one word, and have 60 seconds to write about it. i don't really know yet what happens after that. very good memories (somehow they are good now) from when i was 20 years old at a bachelor party in vegas, and had, for better or worse, been separated from the group in the days before common cell phone usage i.e. my ownership of one. i did call jon and wade (early adopters of the cell phone) however many times you can call someone from a payphone with $20 in quarters and went straight to voicemail (early adopters of energy conservation apparently). then i gave up and went back to the hotel and read vonnegut's bluebeard in the bathtub with a 40oz. of coors light. ok, and this is where that story leaves off and the 60 second version begins on oneword.com upon being blessed with the word 'wade' as the word of the day):

my friend wade scattered his possessions on the sidewalk across the street from barbary coast hotel. it was good that he sat down and did this, because at that moment, i walked over to buy another 40oz. and some more cigarettes after being separated from the group. he sat there, and had his skull mug, loose change and cell phone creating a barrier against any danger from the locals and ate his $2 hot dog that came with a free heineken moments earlier.

i wish i had more time, but i guess that wasn't the point. if you are one of the 24 readers of this site, and have 60 seconds to spare, i will shamelessly rip them off and ask you to leave a comment, without thinking before writing...your word of inspiration is "flog"

goodnight.

One Step Ahead - The Art of Speed

Cool short film about the good ol' rat race